THE BURMESE ALBINO'S QUEST FOR 4G UTOPIA

The fierce sun beat down on the back of our faithful steed as we forged through the scorching desert. The air shimmered with a mirage, promising relief in the form of a sparkling oasis. We were on a mission to find a elusive signal – 4G Bliss – a mythical state of connectivity whispered about in legends around the campfire. We'd been journeyi